Daughter had me edit this post as I had originally said there was 312 water balloons. She explained to me in earnest that I should not lie on the internet. There is in fact 450 water balloons! So starting now …
Daughter just returned from the market with 450 water balloons. The old bloke at the market must have thought she was quite mad. 450 balloons seems a like a lot of work what with the filling them and then the pesky tying of the knots. I don’t envy that job! But she seems intent of arming our house – just in case.
Me: “Just in case of what?”
Daughter: “Zombie apocalypse”.
Me: “In the Village?”
“Daughter: “Sure. I mean it makes sense. Around here I sometimes wonder whether it’s already started.”
I just spat out my mouthful of red! So wasteful!
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